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1.
PEZHEAD 01:39
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there's lots of things to do in life but i don't really think about things there are all i do is eat pez, all day and night in fact, i even do it while i'm driving my car my car with the bumper sticker that says i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead i haven't eaten anything but pez for the last 200 days but i don't really mind, if it means i can think about the things that the pez say to me they told me that i'd sing this song i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead i just wanna sit around and eat pez all day but that don't seem to be keeping the utilities paid i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead i'm a pezhead
2.
The Pez Portal 00:50
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you know the nether portals from minecraft well i made one made out of pez and when i lit the center i swear i heard a voice that seemed to have said "you have freed me from my slumber a thousand years in the garden of pez delights i will grant you three wishes but beware, they may give you a fright" i asked for pez he gave it to me i asked for more pez he didn't seem to agree but he gave me some and then i asked for power and a cult of personality a functioning society that only lived to idol me he said "i can't do that is it cool if i give you more pez?"
3.
Pez Vs. Smarties 01:13
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pez vs smarties only one can survive only one will prevail in a battle this scale pez vs smarties pez vs smarties they begin their command when the winner's decided they'll open their eyes pez vs smarties (go pez!!) pez will win this fight (go pez!!) smarties knows we're right (go pez!!) so they run inside (go pez!!) thinking they can hide (oh yes!!) but the building there (oh yes!!) is a dispenser (oh yes!!) which annihilates (oh yes!!) anything inside pez vs smarties only one has survived only one has prevailed in a battle this scale pez has a party yeah
4.
Pez is Cool 01:14
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got pez like every day without all that pez i'd be lead astray the pez in my life is what i need cherry lemon orange it's good for me pez is cool pez really rules pez is cool pez really rules pez in my dreams in my dreams every time i go to bed pez in my brain thoughts pez in my head pez every time i get a bite to eat pez in my life is a real good treat pez is cool pez really rules pez is cool pez really rules
5.
I Was Made Into a Pez Dispenser (Without My Consent) 00:27
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i was made into a pez dispenser without my consent now the children recognize my face and i am quite upset they've determined my dispenser is the most popular one and i no longer can leave my house without heckling done
6.
Ran Out of Pez 00:56
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i'm just so sad i could cry i could write a song in your name now that i've ran out of pez i'm not sure if my life's gonna be the same cus in this day and age i'll never know if you can get pez again and those pill shaped straight edged rectangular slightly oblong candies were my friend
7.
Rich History of Pez 01:03
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come on and hop in my time machine we're going to vienna now can't you see in fact we are going to 1927 the year that the angels fell out of heaven and landed on earth in eduard's house he said "what was that? prob'ly just a mouse" they said "we have come from a place beyond life we will bless you with knowledge come on give it a try" so he made some lozenges called pez drops they were peppermint flavored, yeah that's why they're called pez cus pez is short for pfefferminz and he sold them like crazy yeah he sold them by the bins then in 1949 they were like "this blows we don't have pez dispensers yet, it's no fun to go and eat a whole ashtray's worth of pez" "...wait did you say pez dispenser" "yea" "guys i have this brilliant idea!!" and that was when pez started ruling the earth instead of fresh baked yummy dessert to think this happened cus some angels fell out they bailed from the party when the vibes went south so when you dispense some pez at night and you eat a pound's worth and you feel alright remember to look up at the sky cus it says "my name is god and i'm kinda fond of pez"
8.
Do You Believe in Pez?? 01:28
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do you believe... in pez!!?! do you believe in pez!?? do you believe in it!?!? cus i believe in pez!! i believe in pez!!!! like everybody else here!!! do you believe in pez!?!?!? cus i believe in pez!!!!! i believe in pez
9.
Peanut, Tree Nut, & Gluten Free 02:38
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i've been writing songs for hours but i always come up short and people tend to criticize them a lot and i never have good retorts the ideas float out of my brain when i come up with them each night and i can never grasp on to what remains before they're misty in my mind maybe i need a band i think i could use a band we'll write some messed up singles and we'll tour across all the land peanut tree nut and gluten free that's the band name that appeared to me we're gonna go on tour, play a lot of shows and maybe shoot a couple crappy videos we have been sued by pez apparently we were infringing on their copyright i said "no, we were not we're legally distinct" but then our lawyers told us we shouldn't say that it would get us in more trouble so now we have to rebrand i think i need a new idea we are now the gumball dispenser band like the ones they used to have outside of the walmart we will sing about those dispensers but we won't mention pez so we can still sing about the dispensers and candy just not about pez
10.
I Like Pez 01:20
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i like pez i like pez i like pez i like pez i bought a t-shirt and the t-shirt says i like pez

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released April 1, 2024

by JUNO and ROSE
except for I LIKE PEZ (1999 Logan Whitehurst)
backing vocals on that song by ROSE'S FRIENDS (LegendFinder, DJSilly9, SquareDork, Akrious, Knownish, Henry "Oily Bastard" Adams, AnotherPerson, Yeehaw90125, Jay Galaxia)

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